One team will defy all logic and forget to pay their taxi driver.Ĥ2.
#Amazing race gear list driver
Somehow, one team per leg will end up with the absolute worst taxi driver in the city they are in and end up hopelessly lost.Ĥ1. A lot of screaming will happen in taxicabs.Ĥ0. Teams will perform a local dance, and will fail miserably.ģ9. Lots of hugs will be given on the Pit Stop mat. This happens every season, yet there is always at least one team who is totally and utterly unprepared to do so.ģ7. At some point, the teams will have to drive a car with stick shift. There will be a food-related challenge that at first will make you very hungry, but after watching a dozen contestants stuff their face with cake, frogs legs, or whatever, you will question whether you will ever want to eat a meal again.ģ6. You will develop a sixth sense as to when an episode is a non-elimination leg.ģ5. Through the powers of editing, every episode will seem like a down-to-the-wire footrace, even though you know halfway through the episode who is going to be eliminated on this leg of the race.ģ4. At least one contestant will cry because a challenge like shaving their head or going down a water slide is "too difficult."ģ3. At some point during the season, one contestant is going to suffer an outlandish injury, like a sprained ankle or a watermelon to the face.ģ2. It will seem as if half the season is spent in taxicabs, because it probably is.ģ1. There will be insane building challenges and you will suddenly have a proper appreciation for your parents for assembling all your toys as a child.ģ0. Three episodes later, they will be eliminated.Ģ9. In the confessional one team will talk about how, even though it's the first episode in, they've already developed a foolproof strategy that will carry them all the way to the final three.
The teams will be on the FIRST LEG and already there will be talk of alliances forming, despite the fact these will last for at most two episodes before someone stabs someone else in the back.Ģ8. Even though the first flight will be across an entire ocean or continent, it'll seem like no time has elapsed at all, setting a trend for the rest of the season. There is going to be a first flight and a second flight, and also a healthy dose of drama.Ģ6. Some teams will run, some teams will jog, and others will do this weird galloping thing where it looks like they're walking and running at the same time.Ģ5. The race will start, and it will be complete and utter chaos. Phil will do that weird thing where he arches his eyebrow for the first time of many times all season.Ģ4. The teams will first convene in a remote and completely arbitrary location that under no circumstances would you ever travel to, like a ghost town, an abandoned oil field, or a high school football stadium.Ģ3.
Some of these will be cute and creative like "Afghanimals," some will be incredibly boring like "the Cowboys," and others will be sexist, like "the Bunnies."ġ8.
The teams will give each other nicknames. You'll wonder why you didn't apply to be on this season of The Amazing Race because honestly, you could beat at least half the teams without breaking a sweat.ġ7. One of the teams will make incredibly bold and asinine comments in their team intro, like "We're not here to make friends" and "We're here to win the million dollars" as if the rest of the teams are looking to sit around and make friendship bracelets together.ġ6. There will be an insanely attractive team and they will look good for every challenge, even during the one where they are covered in mud.ġ5.
#Amazing race gear list tv
There will be at least one team of D-list celebrities, most likely from another reality TV show.ġ4. This is complete and utter bullshit and they will fight like gamecocks.ġ3.
Yet another team will be dating, and talk about how they want to get closer and think the race will be a perfect experience to do so. They will either be eliminated in one of the first episodes or exceed everyone's expectations.ġ2. Another team will be from a rural location in America. One team will have a job you could only dream of, like "YouTubers" or QVC hostesses.ġ1. One team will have some amazing job that will give them a leg up on the competition - they are on the Harlem Globetrotters, ice hockey players, mountain bikers - because life just isn't fair.ġ0.
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